two fingers in the nose

I've been a bit absent of late thanks to lack of scanner* so just thought I'd pop on to let everyone know I'm alive and driving is two fingers in the nose ie. a piece of piss. Kind of. Apart from when its hard. And apart from when I'm endlessly stalling. Er, yeah.

*Even though there is a public library avec scanner just about next door. I'm lazy but I intend to SORT THAT SHIT OUT. Don't worry.